Hindsight : Bioshock 2
Cart: Bioshock 2
Cab: Xbox 360 / PS3 / PC / Mac
Coin: 2K Marin
Bioshock 2 was a strange release. Following on from the critically acclaimed and much-loved Bioshock, the second game met with a more lukewarm reception from critics, and many gamers consider it to be the weakest game in the series so far.
However, there are a few people who seem to think that, rather than a black sheep, this is actually the dark horse of the Bioshock universe. So, is this the best in the series, or does it just miss out on the ‘classic’ status of the first game?
Neither. This game is best described by the three ‘L’s: Leaden, Lumpen and Lacking.
Whereas the first Bioshock set the scene with a wonderful opening sequence that really set the tone for, well, the entire series, Bioshock 2 just starts with an emotionally empty kipnap sequence that instantly commits the cardinal sequel sin of assuming the player has played the previous game.
The second mistake is having you play the role of a Big Daddy; the massive guardians of the Little Sisters. Know what a Big Daddy or a Little Sister is? No? Bioshock 2 doesn’t care, everyone has played Bioshock, haven’t they?
Playing as a Big Daddy gives us the ‘leaden’ and ‘lumpen’ from earlier, as the pace is painfully slow, although you still don’t feel like you are in control of a massive killing machine, as there is no weight to the controls, you can fit through tiny gaps and your perspective is that of a normal, non-suited up human. That’s ‘lacking’.
Plasmids are just thrown on you, the game uses all the same combat tricks as the previous game, aside from a ridiculous and woefully underpowered drill that runs out of fuel so quickly you will hardly use it for anything aside from whacking the occasional enemy. The same tricks, such as hacking and the plasmid system, with enemies set out for you to take advantage of one trick or another, the same kind of music but with less effect and same Art-deco setting, but with less atmosphere.
While I am having moan: why are the enemies all so eager to attack a Big Daddy? Predator number one in the first game, and avoided by all, it seems that everyone has had a change of heart and thinks they can take on a Big Daddy with a monkey wrench.
There is some fun to be had here, especially if you like to pretend that you are running through treacle with a drill or like to be reminded of the weaker parts of Bioshock. There is also online multiplayer. That’s all I’m going to say about that, and it’s easier if you pretend the option is greyed out on the main menu.
Like an old sea shanty, Bioshock 2 may remind you of better times in the ocean with Bioshock, but is in reality, a dying whale of a game: slow, sad and rank with the smell of fish.
Sometimes, things aren’t better in hindsight; far from it.
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